**LIFE**TECH**NEWS**

Monday, October 31, 2005

Chookies are confusing

But software engineers can conquer them :)

Codename: Chookie

Developers: Chookie programmer & Chookie Specialist (or Consultant) Contractor
QAs: All programmer's friends and chookie's friends

Timeframe:
Development: 1 year
Testing: 3 - 6 months ( including 1 month stress testing)

Important builds:
QA drop: tell chookie that I love her
Milestone 1: chookie kisses programmer
Milestone 2: chookie's parent goes banana
RC1: chookie accepts programmer's huge dimand ring
RC2: Wedding invitations are sent

RTM: get married

Future releases: get more and more children

2 Comments:

  • Chookie Consultant
    Objective: I would like to help out the programmer in his secret project 'Decoding the Chookie's confusing encoding'. My methods include brute force trial and error, friend interrogation, and a chookie of my own to help with large bit cyphers.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:33 PM  

  • You are definitely qualified to be a high-paying Chookie Consultant which is the hottest job on the earth right now

    By Blogger yishuihan, at 11:04 PM  

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